I've been married about two and a half years — happily, so it seems. But if you ask Julie what she's most proud of regarding the marriage, it might be that she's made significant progress on getting rid of my old shirts, pants, shoes and coats, replacing them with apparel of her own choosing.

(Well, there is that grimy olive-green sweatshirt that's hanging by a thread. And a worn pair of sneakers she grimaces at every time I lace them up. But I digress.)

I get it. The fairer sex generally has MORE