Half the time I feel like Mick Jagger. Like Mick, I can’t get no satisfaction. For you younger race fans, put your mobile devices down before Google even begins to load. No, Mick Jagger isn’t a dirt racer; he’s just the lead singer for a little rock group from across the pond that’s been playing music for more than five decades.

Still, as old as that Rolling Stones song is, the last few times I’ve been to the races to compete, the lyrics to that tune (“Satisfaction) — which was MORE